Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Undying

So you just randomed Undying and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Undying. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Undying is a skinny poindexter determined to bulk up at the gym.

He's got four repetitive powers. Start it off with "Creatine Crush" -- a fast way to put on the muscle mass you need to dominate your lane.

"Feed the Troll" lets you deal with a jealous bodybuilder by blasting him with magic proportional to the number of meatheads backing him up.

After the workout is over, "Grotesque Obelisk" makes sure that everyone at the gym too tired to walk makes it back to their boƮte via the crawl of shame.

Ulti-time! You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

With "Creatine Crush" you can contract your coracobrachialis, with "Feed the Troll" you can clear off the bandwagon, with "Grotesque Obelisk" we can see how many times you can get it up, and with "Hulk Smash!" you can fly your own Banner.

So what about items?

He's quite the spotter -- focus on auras!

He's all about the iron -- he needs strength.

Arcane Boots and Vanguard are the most popular. Be sure to sooth those aching muscles with whatever's in that Bottle and feel free to test your Bloodstone because the one thing Undying ain't -- is a dope.

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, wear shoes in the shower, gank with your erections!