Thursday, December 26, 2013

Drow Ranger

So you just randomed Drow Ranger and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Drow Ranger. What will you do? Never fear! This is DotA in :60.

Drow Ranger is an unfaithful ex-girlfriend who you don't care about anymore. You hear that? I don't care about you anymore.

She's got four heart-stopping powers. "Icy Bitch" let's her stab you in the chest with an icicle even when she's not allowed by law to be anywhere near you.

"Argumentum Interruptus" prevents anyone from getting a word in edgewise.

"Everyone Gets a Turn" is part passive, part active -- allowing her to buff not only every one of your closest buddies but any random creep that wants to have a go as well.

Ulti-time! Nothing exciting. She just get's a little better at wounding you. You know -- because of all the practice.

There isn't really much to say about Drow Ranger really -- except that she's possessive and shallow and selfish and puerile and bossy and stubborn and vapid and unfaithful and loves Justin Beiber and believes that Dr. Drew actually knows what he's talking about.

So what about items?

She's quick with a putdown -- focus on attack speed!

She knows everybody -- think lots of protection.

Power Treads and Shadow Blade are the most popular. Does it really matter what else you should get? After all, what can't you use to carve out someone's heart?

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, I want my iPad back!