Thursday, October 3, 2013

Dark Seer

So you just randomed Dark Seer and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Dark Seer. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Dark Seer is a zen Buddhist yoga master with a larger than normal medulla oblongata.

He's got four yummy powers, beginning with "Namaste" -- a magical vortex that brings people together for an impromptu yoga session.

"First Chakra" is a blob of mysterious power that converts worthless albeit annoying creeps into vicious harbingers of death.

Help your friends get a little closer to Nirvana with "Heart Shaped Box" -- a cardiovascular jump start that gets 'em runnin' like a syringe of epinephrine.

Ulti-time! The walls we build divide us!

With "Namaste" you can keep your tour group together, with "First Chakra" you can kill people without even being there, with "Heart Shaped Box" you can help the lonely meet new people, and with "Long Division" you can introduce your enemies to themselves!

So what about items?

He a mad genius -- focus on intelligence.

The only other thing you need is TONS AND TONS OF MAGIC!

Arcane Boots and Vanguard are the most popular, but if you want my advice, Bloodstone will be sure to keep you in the red and Refresher Orb will lay the foundations for your building of doom!

No milk and cookies for you!

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, start with a mask, ration the clarities!