Saturday, October 12, 2013

Clinkz

So you just randomed Clinkz and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Clinkz. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Clinkz the Bone Fletcher is a holy crusader on a mission against the infidels.

He's got four Papal-approved powers, kicking off the list with "Feathered Furvor" -- a rapid ejaculation of arrows that brings the unholy to their knees.

Why set up a burning stake when "Test of Faith" can root out the heretical by showing you the fire in their eyes.

"March on the Moors" gives Clinkz an invisible super-sprint that makes sure he's the first one to invade Jerusalem.

Ulti-time! Hey. My name's Clinkz. Are you hungry, because I'm famished. Whaaassssuuuppp!

With "Feathered Furvor" you can flick fletching like a falcon, with "Test of Faith" you can host a baptism by fire, with "March on the Moors" you can skip the fight and go straight for the kill, and with "The Pope's Indulgence" you can make a meal out of a minion.

So what about items?

He's got a bone to pick -- always carry protection.

He already paid his pound of flesh -- think HP regen!

Power Treads and Orchid of Malevolence are the most popular. Tack on Ring of Basilius to help with your pyromania and if you lose your copy of The Malleus Maleficarum, a Necronomicon can be just as handy.

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, never go it alone, burn everything!