Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Queen of Pain

So you just randomed Queen of Pain and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Queen of Pain. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Queen of Pain is a sadistic dominatrix who knows that the key to a successful business means crackin' the whip.

She's got four stimulating powers, starting with "Wouldn't It Be Knife" -- a carefully hidden throwing dagger that dispenses discipline like a prurient principal.

To keep your clients at arm's length, "Know Your Boundaries" makes sure you only have to take what you're dishing out when you feel like it.

"Physics Fetish" gives the puppies who invade your personal space just a taste of that which you deny them.

Ulti-time! "Not Tonight I Have a Headache!"

With "Wouldn't It Be Knife" you can increase business by giving out free samples, with "Know Your Boundaries" you can remind your trick that "No" means "No", with "Physics Fetish" you can finish off a whole group simultaneously, and with "Not Tonight I Have a Headache" you can get out of doing your chores.

So what about items?

She's smart as a whip -- pack on the intelligence.

She needs energy to be on top -- think magic regen!

Power Treads and a bottle are the most popular, but if you want my advice, Aghanim's Scepter will help you in your quest to disturb the neighbors and Mask of Madness will let you lash out like a Cat of Nine Tails.

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, commend the friendlies, when a problem comes along you must whip it!