Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Windrunner

So you just randomed Windrunner and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Windrunner. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Windrunner is a redheaded Rob Roy who plays the strings and slays 'em with a giggle.

She's got four magical powers, starting with "Tree Hugger" -- a massive magical rubber band that pins the inconsiderate to their seats so they don't disrupt her performance during the good parts.

"Longbow" is a powerful solo performance that carries her haunting sound all the way to the audience members at the back of the room.

Just in case the crowd gets a little too feisty for your taste, "Enter Sandman" will get Windrunner off the stage and out of harms way. Seriously, who brings vegetables to a concert?

Ulti-time! Why won't you die.. why won't you die... why won't you... Whaaassssuuuppp!

With "Tree Hugger" you can help people get closer to nature, with "Longbow" you can handle the lines at the box office, with "Enter Sandman" you can avoid even your harshest critics, and with "Repeat Performance" you can end the show by bringing down the house.

So what about items?

She handles the wood -- get her some gloves.

She's giddy as a schoolgirl -- think intelligence!

Phase Boots and Force Staff are the most popular, but if you want my advice, Boots of Travel will make sure you don't miss any of your long-distance bookings and Linkin's Sphere will focus your concentration for the performance of a lifetime.

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, guard your towers, drink when she giggles!