Saturday, November 30, 2013


So you just randomed Bane and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Bane. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Bane is a creepy TSA agent with the full power and backing of the government.

He's got four imaginative powers, including "Tagged For Inspection" -- a floating marker that identifies a possible suspect for closer examination.

Whenever you see something awesome on the luggage belt, "Baggage Check" lets you confiscate SWAG until your pockets are full.

His third power -- "Sleeper Hold" -- teaches people that joking about bombs in the airport is verboten!.

Ulti-time! "Cavity Search" is a great way to spend some alone time with a hot chick. I have authoritah.

With "Tagged For Inspection" you can bully the bearded, with "Baggage Check" you can protect the world from breast milk, with "Sleeper Hold" you can trade rights for peace of mind, and with "Cavity Search" you can violate the Fourth Amendment in style.

So what about items?

He's fond of rings -- focus on magic regen.

He's always holding people up -- think cripple.

Arcane Boots and Soul Ring are the most popular, but if you want my advice, Necronomicon is a clear-cut rule book to appease an uppity pleb and grab Hand of Midas because if they're stupid enough to hand over their rights -- they'll think a finger up their $$$ is S.O.P.

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, obsess over the towers, molest the stragglers!