Monday, July 29, 2013

Sand King

So you just randomed Sand King and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Sand King. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Sand King is the proud progeny of an unholy union between a lobster and a scorpion. This cantancerous crustaceon is a veritable carnival of AoE.

Four magical powers, the first of which is "Tunnel of Love" which leaves any enemies in his wake -- dreamy eyed and easy to kill.

Confuse your enemies with, "Here's Mud in Your Eye" -- an abrasive cloud of sand that damages those who fail to take cover while simultaneously hiding you from their wrath.

"Concession Repression" is a passive that fills every creep you attack with an unpleasant bacteria -- turning their explosive diarrhea into a bomb threat.

Ulti-time! Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble.

With "Tunnel of Love" you can stop the one you adore from running off with a rival, with "Here's Mud in Your Eye" you can avoid park security, with "Concession Repression" you can harness the power of motion sickness, and with "Rumble, Rumble, Rumble, Rumble" you can turn your badonk-a-donk into the ride from hell!

So what about items?

He's got six arms, buff strength for kills.

He's an initiator -- think AoE!

Arcane Boots and Blink Dagger are the most popular, but if you want my advice, pair up Abyssal Blade and Daedalus because the only way to deal with unruly gate crashers is to liquify them.

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, three gauntlets is nice, defend your towers!