Friday, August 2, 2013

Pudge

So you just randomed Pudge and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Pudge. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.

Pudge is a Creole rex with a taste for flank steak.

He may have magical powers, but it's the first one that's most frightening. "Look Ma, No Hands" is a massive bloody hook that snatches bad guys from their lanes like The Mossad in Argentina.

"Pew, Stinky" is an unfortunate side effect of living in a swamp without showers. It lets you gas your enemies like World War I.

Third in line is the passive "Fat Guy in a Little Coat", which pads the Pudge and boosts his stats every time he sees someone die.

Ulti-time! "Get in My Belly!"

With "Look Ma, No Hands" you can invite people over for dinner, with "Pew Stinky" you can commit crimes against humanity, with "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" you can shield yourself on those lonely winter nights, and with "Get in My Belly" you can order your steak extra rare!

Whaaas---up? Oh that's just disturbing.

So what about items?

He's a tank that bleeds -- pump up the HP.

He's a huge target -- think armor and immunity!

Hood of Defiance and the Bottle are the most popular, but if you want my advice, if it's made with a belt of strength buy it and be sure to add in Blade Mail -- because re-gifting their poorly-chosen offering is the best way to kill a dinner guest with kindness!

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, no blink dagger for you, hide and hook!