So you just randomed Elder Titan and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Elder Titan. What will you do? Never fear: this is DotA in :60.
Elder Titan is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
He has four magical powers, including "Oh, Face", which stuns party goers with your impressive staying power (you know what I'm talkin' about).
Next up, "Piece of Flair" sends out your employee of the month to dazzle the customers and bring back the big tips.
"Still" is an aura that steals your enemy's armor, takes it out to a vacant lot, and beats the crap out of it with a baseball bat.
Ulti-time! "Yeeeaaahhh, we're gonna need you to go ahead and move down to the basement."
Unlike most heroes, if you have enough mana there's a special magic combo that is absolutely clutch: sneak your spirit in behind your enemy, hit the button to send them into lala land, and then blow their minds with an overdose of crack.
So what about items?
He kills with a stapler -- pump up the damage.
He's quite the tank -- support with some auras!
Urn of Shadows and Power Treads are the most popular, but if you want my advice, Blade Mail and Pipe of Insight will crush it if you have to work on a Saturday and with Refresher Orb you can deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to.
Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, tank the battles, save magic till six!