Saturday, January 4, 2014

Venomancer

So you just randomed Venomancer and you only have sixty seconds to learn how to play Venomancer. What will you do? Never fear! This is DotA in :60.

Venomancer is a hideous Lernaean worm with a bile so vile he makes Fukashima look like a microwave oven.

He's got four biotoxic powers, including "Controled Release" -- a discharge of level 4 bio-hazard the CDC would have an interest in.

"Houston, We Have a Problem" is a passive that turns Venomancer into a walking Superfund site.

Cashing in on the dangers of fracking, "Noxious Nematodes" converts the local invertebrates into Franken-monsters.

Ulti-time! Oh, no! That's not good.

With "Controled Release" you can top off someone's gas tank, with "Houston, We Have a Problem" you can recycle your spent scrubbers, with "Noxious Nematodes" you can blockade the protesters, and with "Can it with the Klaxon" you can let one rip like Pop-pop.

So what about items?

He's the one with the bait -- fish for some agility.

He spreads like the plague -- think teleportation!

Power Treads and Aghanim's Scepter are the most popular, but if you want my advice, a butterfly will carry coins to Charon and just to prove your one-dimensional... how about another butterfly.

Thanks for watching this video, good luck in your match, 1950 called... they want their horror movie back.